Okay, I had to try it. It’s ridiculous, but funny. Go on, you know you’re tempted. Go here to do your own. AmpuTeehee made me do it.
My own obit will probably read:
Mrs. whatshername was a homemaker. She is survived by three usually ungrateful children. She enjoyed knitting and screaming at her offspring when she wasn’t naggging at mr. whatshisname to finish the zillions of inprogress projects he started all over the house. A memorial has been established for a Nannies Are Us fund in hopes that someone will help poor DH raise the children and match their outfits while he’s napping on the couch. She will be greatly missed by the yarn industry and Bruno the dog, who will probably never be bathed or brushed ever again. The visitation will be during happy hour from 5-7pm at the Paddlewheel Bar and Grill.
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Now write an obit for the MIL. (wicked laughter snarking off into the darkness)
HER OBIT:
“Granny D left this world kicking and screaming. Her last words were, “Remind him he’s still not in the will” Proceeded by, “Doesn’t oldest son still owe us money? ” She will be missed most by JC Penney Corp. She has two surviving sisters whom she hasn’t spoken to in years due to a senseless feud she initiated. A memorial is being established for The Humane Society for she treated her animals better than her family. There will be no visitation as she didn’t enjoy visiting with anyone and the feeling was quite mutual. Granny D will be happy to know that her remains have been donated to the Purina Company so that she can eternally be with her furry friends.”
Okay, it’s cruel and heartless. So sue me.
I’ve been wanting and wanting to try making my own soap for a while. I’ve even gotten a name, a concept, and packaging. Just can’t get off my lazy behind and get started. Probably doesn’t help that it seems I have crafter’s ADD. I get interested in a craft (beading comes to mind rather quickly as an example here), buy supplies, books, and start into it wholeheartedly and then lose interest. Now, I have a box of beads, tiny itsy bitsy seed beads and not much desire to work with them!
I *just* checked out some books from the library this weekend! I do water aerobics in an indoor pool three days a week and was wondering if you’ve ever come across a recipe or a suggestions of essential oils or that for combating chlorine? I shower with some swimmer’s shampoo and condition and wash my body with that shampoo yet often the next day when I get in the showere there is a chlorine smell that comes off of me…